If you need him, he’ll be in Hawaii on the golf course.
While Obama was in Hawaii, the White House put out word that he has stopped being president.
Instead, he plan to resume his preferred role as presidential campaigner. Meantime, the country will be run by . . . no one.
Obama will now be able to devote himself fully to the things he loves best – campaigning during the week and golfing on Sunday.
In a startling interview with the New York Times, White House Deputy Press Secretary Josh Earnest all but acknowledged that Obama was finished with the presidency until he wins it again.
“In terms of the president’s relationship with Congress in 2012,” Mr. Earnest said at a briefing, “the president is no longer tied to Washington, DC”
He never really got off the campaign trail anyway. All he’s done is drag the country into a Socialist economic and foreign policy shithole and blame Bush the entire time. If all goes well, the SCOAMF will be permanently finished in November.