Next, Obama will fling his hair over his shoulder, stomp his foot and call Kim Jong-Un an unruly beast.
From Jamie Wearing Fools
With a North Korean nuclear test threatening to overwhelm all the excitement over Obama’s State of the Union speech on the important issues of gay marriage and meaningless gun control, the acting president needed to catch up on his sleep so he sent out his stooge Valerie Jarrett to issue a tissue-paper soft statement this morning.
“President Barack Obama on Tuesday called North Korea’s latest nuclear test a “highly provocative act” that threatens U.S. security and international peace.
“The danger posed by North Korea’s threatening activities warrants further swift and credible action by the international community,” Obama said in a statement issued early Tuesday. “The United States will also continue to take steps necessary to defend ourselves and our allies.”
And dammit, we’re gonna get the whole indignant world on our side:
Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said she expects the international community “will have a very firm response.”
While the rest of North Korea starves, the latest in the succession of gargoyles in Pyongyang lives high on the hog, props up his military, and feeds a line of shit to the population that Dear Leader stands up to the big, bad round eyes in America.
The ones with the most to worry about initially, are South Korea and Japan. North Korea would never be able to sustain a war on its own without help from its puppet master, China. If North Korea should attack, (taking advantage of our preoccupation with the war against Islamic shitbags) I foresee the United States quickly lobbing a few well-placed nuclear warheads, in order to avoid the prolonged ‘conventional’ war, which would require the deployment of thousands of troops, logistics and weapons not seen since WWII. This would probably happen under a real president.
Right now, we’re saddled with Obama, who doesn’t have the guts, the ability, or the brains gawd gave a doorknob, to call Kim Jong-Un’s bluff and tell him to leap if he’s feelin’ froggy.
North Korea’s latest nuke stunt signals country closer to missile capability — experts (Fox News)