While the economy sinks and the Middle East roils….
His majesty B. Hussein Obama the First has arrived in Martha’s Vineyard for another round of golf.
A trip to the bookstore to brush up on his summer reading, and lying low to avoid the press.
Then it’s a mad dash off to the residence of Comcast CEO Brian Roberts, for caviar, filet mignon, arugula salad, Dom Pérignon, and a hefty campaign cash donation.
As for you little folks:
Enjoy your cake.