Beto O’Rourke: The Spastic, Disturbed Representative of the Dem Party

Beto O’Rourke’s résumé:

Former member of hacker community.

Under the pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord”, he wrote a piece titled Visions From the Last Crusade, where he fantasized about running over children with his car.

After losing to Ted Cruz, he went to New Mexico to eat dirt because it’s said to have ‘regenerative powers’.

He fed his wife some baby shit, telling her it was avocado.

Wrote a poem titled: “Wax my ass, scrub my balls“.

Tried to run from an accident he caused while driving drunk.

Arrested on burglary charges at the University of Texas at El Paso.

His mannerisms are like an autistic on speed.


And just think, the hispster Dems love him.


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