Guidelines for the ‘Perfect Muslim Marriage’

Hat tip to FiveFeetofFury and BlazingCatFur.

You just cannot make this shit up.

These are ‘guidelines’ for muslim women to follow aka: “Perfect Muslim Marriage Guidelines”.


Four: Your house should be as simple as the Prophet’s house; its only decoration being love, affection, and unity not the luxury things for nothing is more beautiful than love and affection and greater than simplicity.

“Luxuries” like furniture, indoor plumbing, and refrigeration.

Eight: Do not permit any gap to separate you and your husband in Jihad, if he is jailed or killed in this way then you should continue his struggle. Be like the wife of “Wahab” for when he was killed in the battle she took the pole of the tent and fought the enemy with it. After she was killed by the sword of the enemy, her spirit joined her husband’s in heaven.

She’ll strap on a bomb, blow herself up along with a few infidels, and still end up on the shitty end of Mohammad’s stick in the afterlife. Unlike her husband, she doesn’t get 72 virgins to wait on her hand and foot. Allah U Fuckbar.

Twelve: Serve your husband for it would strengthen the marriage bond and would have the great blessings of God. Imam Sadiq (AS) said: “One benefactor woman is better than a thousand wicked men and God would close seven gates of the hell and open eight gates of the heaven to the wife who serves her husband for seven days.”

Serve, like a good little burqa-clad doormat. 

“Wahab” is a figure in the “Story of Karbala for Children”, which describes a muslim mother praising her dead son for being a martyr. The lesson is told in cartoon form, no less.  She has a conversation with her son’s disembodied head, (it was lopped off in battle) before she picks up the tent pole.  The writing will have you in stitches.  Especially the “Abbas” character (page 13) who had both arms severed during a sword fight, but managed to put his sword in his mouth and keep fighting until “an accursed struck him on his head”, and “thus a new martyr joined the others.”  I saw something like that in a Monty Python movie.

And guess what, girls?  Don’t forget to “nuture your sense of Gheerah”:

Gheerah is the innate character in man which makes him not accept that other men illicitly look at his wife, daughters, sisters and mother. Gheerah is what makes a man safeguard his women relatives from non-mahram men.

The hijab fulfills and maintains this vital element in the family and the society as a whole; but the mixing of sexes and absence of a hijab and a screen between men and women when studying, working and socializing destroys the Gheerah in men.

Better to cover yourself in a head-to-toe black burlap sack than allow his (or your) “Gheerah” to escape. 

The absolute sexual repression between opposite sexes  in Islam is bad enough.  The Pashtun muslim males in Afghanistan are totally confused about their sexual identity. 

……Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.”

……The U.S. Army medic also told members of the research unit that she and her colleagues had to explain to a local man how to get his wife pregnant.

The report said: “When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, ‘How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.’”

The report also detailed a disturbing practice in which older “men of status” keep young boys on hand for sexual relationships. One of the country’s favorite sayings, the report said, is “women are for children, boys are for pleasure.”

Well, if having to explain the reproductive process to a grown man is any indication, they don’t know much about that “women are for children” shit.  In muslim “culture” women and girls are for raping and treating like chattel, too.

My gawd, the muzzies are a laugh a minute. They’ve been brainwashed since their Islamic anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, misogynist paedophile, wrote a bizarre screed in the 7th century. Islam is a gutter-based ideology masquerading as a religion. 

Any woman who knowingly and willingly follows that horse shit is a piss-poor excuse for a female.

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3 thoughts on “Guidelines for the ‘Perfect Muslim Marriage’”

  1. off the reservation

    All this from a religion that brought us the decimal system, manufacture of paper, and trig. On many levels, these people are no more advanced than their ancestors of 700AD. Today, these towel head camel jockeys spend their pass-time lopping each others heads off.

    Everything about their religion is subjugating someone to their will. All the elements needed to foster the development of blood-thirsty tyrants.

    The religion of peace? Bull Shiite.

  2. off the reservation

    When I was in Bahrain, we used to refer to all those highly black clad women as BMO: Black Moving Object. The BMOs were everywhere and we would use them for training on our MILDOT reticle scopes. They would travel in groups and if they were traveling with a male relative, follow at a specific distance.

    “Group of 4 BMOs at your 2, 3 mils right from the white Mercedes sedan heading north, give me your range, down angle, and come ups….”

    Helped with practicing our targeting skills.

    1. OTR,
      When I was in Saudi Arabia prior to Iraq, we called them the same thing. Hilarious.

      SFC MAC

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