Suitable for The Onion, but published at the Daily Beast, instead.
Charles Fried laments that THE ONE is entirely too good for his subjects.

Excerpts:
……Where can we find leadership that fits today’s circumstances, as Obama’s cool, rational approach and clear-headed rhetoric apparently do not?……Politics these days is no occupation for an educated man, a man of character. Ignorance and total lousiness are better. Don’t jettison such god-given advantages.
The rest of the maudlin shit is here:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/08/06/obama-is-too-good-for-us-charles-fried-on-the-debt-fiasco.html
I thought that I had read just about every piece of indignant tripe from the Left, but Fried’s tear-soaked pathos is a classic.
Mere mortals should be groveling at this god’s feet.
2012 cannot come soon enough.
