Lest you think all minorities are in lockstep with the Democratic Party and the Left, think again.
As a black man, I love it when ignorant white women like Janeane Garofalo speak for all blacks. It’s thrilling to me that Janeane would take time out of her busy Hollyweird life to protect me and my peeps — the downtrodden, the oppressed…the lowly Negro.
For her efforts, I thank Garofalo, and anoint her Janeane Garofalo: White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro.
Who better than she to offer such protection? Garofalo, after all is an American hero! And I bet you were wondering who could possibly replace the likes of Barbara Streisand or Susan Sarandon…Madonna?
Garofalo is so in touch with the black condition, that she is uniquely qualified to assess and understand my people’s “condition.” Her intimate knowledge of blacks allows her to interpret how blacks think, and then translate “black-think” for the rest of America. “Cuz Lawd knows, we kaints do dis for ourselfs.”
One source of Garofalo’s insights into the black community, ergo the “black condition” is no doubt from Hollywood, as she is a product of that culture. Garofalo probably has in her movie collection films like Cleopatra Jones, the black heroine who is oppressed by the man.
What “White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro” collection would be complete without Superfly. Talk about learning how to stick it to the man, Superfly is the boilerplate, dare I say the “White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro” roadmap on how to stick it to the man. Further, Ron O’Neal, the actor who played Superfly, the black protagonist of the movie could easily be the predecessor for our first half-black president. Who can argue that Obama is indeed “sticking it to the white man?”
The irony of Garofalo’s comments is that they point directly at her own racist party: the Democrats!
I am always amazed at how well Democrats argue the tenets of racism…against themselves. The party that founded the Ku Klux Klan has the nerve to proselytize to Republicans about racism.
Democrats have done nothing, repeat nothing for blacks, except to exploit blacks for Democrats’ own racist agendas. If you don’t believe me, look at, well…Janeane Garofalo!
Garofalo is a failed comedian, a hack of an actress, a failed radio talk-show host, and essentially has been out of the mainstream since making B-movies that had the viewership of an Olbermann segment on MSNBC! I get more views on my YouTube videos of racist Democrats picking lent from their navels and eating Cheetos. Admittedly those are funny, and the hit count is rising.
People like Kevin scare the shit out of the Left because dissenters like him go against the monolithic minority voting bloc that bolsters the pretense of Democratic ‘tolerance’ and ‘working class values’.
In reality, it’s little more than a condescending farce.