Obama’s “Attack Watch” is Internet Sensation

For all the wrong and hi-larious reasons.

The Twitter feed for #attackwatch is blowing up with some pretty funny comments.

Just a sample:
thorninaz thorninaz
Hey #attackwatch, I saw 6 ATM’s in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!

iowahawkblog David Burge
#AttackWatch have you cried “uncle” yet? Because we can keep this up all f***in’ day.

michellemalkin Michelle Malkin
Notify #attackwatch. My website is back up. 😉

DaggettBeaver Daggett D Beaver
#attackwatch I want to report someone for blaming the effects of your policies on your policies.

stephenkruiser stephenkruiser
FINALLY saw a non-spam tweet to @AttackWatch. OFA intern who found it probably sang “I’ve Got A Golden Ticket”. #AttackWatch

AmeriPundit John van Metren 十 ✡
#attackwatch I’d like to report my neighbour – Bob, for surreptitiously scraping the Obama sticker off the bumper of his Prius.

iowahawkblog David Burge
What’s hairy, smelly, lives in the woods, and reports you to the government? Attacksquatch! #AttackWatch

fuzislippers Fuzzy Slippers
Dear #attackwatch my neighbor won’t give me all her money even though she makes more than me. Look into this please.

hoosierclinger Hoosier Clinger
Turn in 15 neighbors get a free waffle at IHOP! #attackwatch

TPCarney Timothy P Carney
Hey, @attackwatch, some RWNJ said Obama set up a website to track all criticism of him. But I know you’re not that creepy. #attackwatch

TPCarney Timothy P Carney
Hey, @attackwatch, I heard a Senator say that raising the debt limit represents a “failure of leadership” #attackwatch

thorninaz thorninaz
#attackwatch Obamas ego is blocking my view of the sky.

kesgardnerKen Gardner
RT @moderncomments: Dear #attackwatch: Orwell’s 1984 was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

ExJonJon G.
#AttackWatch There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob: @AttackWatch

Some of my own harrassment and interdiction:
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@BarackObama I want to report a publication that smears everything you stand for: http://tinyurl.com/ycvm882
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@AttackWatch I want to report ‘bitter, gun-clinging’ people: http://tinyurl.com/6qss
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@AttackWatch I want to report a Big Brother website that tells people to snitch on the SCOAMF-in-Chief.
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@AttackWatch I want to report Obama’s gunrunning operation for arming Mexican thugs who used the weapons to kill U.S. Border Patrol agents.
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@AttackWatch I want to report ATMs for causing unemployment.
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@AttackWatch I want to report a SCOAMF who creates a snitch page because he can’t answer bona fide criticism.
sfcmac57 sfcmac
@AttackWatch I want to tattle on the 55% who disapprove of THE ONE’s job performance. http://tinyurl.com/6967s8r

This sums it up:

#AttackWatch, Obama — carrying a 33 percent approval rating according to a Bloomberg poll released today — inadvertently gave the public a campaign-approved outlet to mock him in 140 characters or less.

Related post: http://sfcmac.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/obamas-attack-watch-department/

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