Normally, I shy away from members of a politician’s family, but this is too good to pass up.
Michelle Obama glares at France’s First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy during the ceremony to mark the 65th anniversary of the D-Day landings in Normandy at Colleville-sur-Mer cemetery, June 6, 2009.
Photo: REUTERS/Philippe Wojazer (FRANCE POLITICS ANNIVERSARY)
The photo has spured caption contests. The following hilarious examples are from the gang at Ace of Spades.
“By the battle gods of Klingon, I still do not understand why human males find this one so attractive.” — Worfina
Posted by: OCBill at June 08, 2009 05:16 PM (WGXy4)
“She’s tryin’ to look all Joan of Arc’ish but it won’t work because I am married to God, he listens to me, Evan Thomas said so…”
Posted by: jane at June 08, 2009 05:19 PM (NUl2C)
I just know you’re thinking about getting with my man. Ever since he started gaining momentum in the elections, I’ve had to deal with this. Sissy white ho’s wanting to get with my man. Hell, I’ve even got sissy white dudes wanting to get with my man! I tell all y’all what! That boy is mine! You think about all you want him to Barack Your World, but I will knock you clear into the next recession if you even TRY to get more than a handshake out of him!
Sotomayor got her ankle broke today. The media’s gonna tell you it was a slip ‘n fall. Well, remember when Sonya got her nomination announced? Remember how she, Barack, and Biden were all givin’ each other pecks on the cheek? Yeah. Slip ‘n fall, all right. I let my fist slip, and she done fall off a curb!
Posted by: M’Cel Obama caption at June 08, 2009 05:32 PM (XiVKO)
Michelle’s so ugly you can hear it.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 08, 2009 05:32 PM (MMC8r)
Don’t EVEN think about blaming your little brie cheese fart-stank on me, girl…
Posted by: M’Cel Obama caption at June 08, 2009 05:33 PM (XiVKO)
I’d hit it.
Posted by: Ike Turner at June 08, 2009 05:36 PM (27iEn)
Michelle told a crowd her father always told her she was beautiful.
Sometimes, fathers must go to great lengths to keep peace in the family.
Posted by: Fish at June 08, 2009 05:44 PM (FnA4R)
Michelle has a nice face, it’s just over ugly bones.
Posted by: nickless at June 08, 2009 05:54 PM (MMC8r)
You are pretty and white … and I hate you for it.
Posted by: Warden at June 08, 2009 05:56 PM (zS0eO)
I’m simply reminded of a classic line by that great observer of the human condition, Fred G. Sanford, regarding Aunt Esther: ‘ You could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.’
Posted by: Dr. Carlo Lombardi at June 08, 2009 06:10 PM (8HTVJ)
Oh shit….oh shit….is she looking at me? Oh God….holy shit….she’s looking at me, isn’t she? Stay cool, Carla, don’t lose your shit…..oh God. Sweet merciful crap…I’m dead….I’m fucking dead. Please God don’t let her eat me….I’ve got to play dead….maybe her vision is based on movement….don’t move, Carla, control your breathing….
Posted by: Carla Bruni at June 08, 2009 06:38 PM (yUiO3)
It’s a face that launched a thousand shits.
Posted by: UncleFacts at June 08, 2009 06:54 PM (vZVv7)
“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Russ. Just Russ. at June 08, 2009 06:59 PM (QH1SN)
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