From a comment on News Busters:
Old Proverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
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2012 Updated Revision:
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Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, free internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democratic the rest of his life…even after he’s dead.