10. You believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
9. You voted Democrat because you believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn.
8. You voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. You voted Democrat because you’re way too irresponsible to own a gun, and you know that your local police are all you need to protect you and your family from murderers and thieves.
6. You voted Democrat because you believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if you don’t start driving a Prius.
5. You voted Democrat because you’re not concerned about their heinous crimes, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. You voted Democrat because you think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. You voted Democrat because you believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. You voted Democrat because you believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. You voted Democrat because your head is so firmly planted up your ass, it is unlikely that you’ll ever have another point of view.