You Might Be an Islamofascist If….

You might be an Islamofascist if:
…You own a $3000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t feed your children.
…You have more wives than teeth.
…You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
…You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
…You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
…You show pictures of your children to other Jihadists and you agree they ‘blow up’ so fast.
…Your favorite cartoonist is Ted Rall.
…You read the New York Times for the latest in U.S. national secrets.
…You supported B. Hussein Obama for a “change” you can believe in.

Allah U Fuckbar

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