Going around the internet….
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land “.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, ” Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land”.
Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about ObamaCare, the economy, the lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called Lifeline. Got a fuckin’ call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……..