FYI: This is the Oompa Loompa Vogue Fashion Writer Who Criticized Melania Trump for Wearing High Heels to Houston

This is (her?) article here: http://www.vogue.com/article/melania-trump-hurricane-harvey-stilettos

In the piece,  Yaeger opines that Melania doesn’t understand  “optics”.  After looking at the creature in the photos above, my optics need eye bleach.