Joe aka “Walter Mitty” Biden Invents a Colorful Past

From OneNewsNow

……Before listing off half a dozen major life events in which Biden described himself taking part – when in fact he didn’t – a major Washington, DC, daily noted a handful of other times the Democratic frontrunner made up his past.

“Joe Biden claimed twice recently that he met with Parkland, Florida, shooting survivors when he was vice president – despite the fact that he was already out of office when the attack took place,” the Washington Examiner reported.

“His campaign said Biden misspoke and was referring to a different meeting he had after the Sandy Hook shooting, but the flub was reminiscent of Biden’s past misstatements and his tendency to embellish biographical details.”

The Examiner points out that the former VP came under scrutiny for false claims during previous presidential bids.

“In 1988, Biden was forced to drop out of the presidential race after he was found to have exaggerated his academic record, plagiarized a law school essay, and used quotes from other politicians in his speeches without attribution,” the Examiner’s Alana Goodman recalled.

Allegedly falsifying his record to appear as a fearless leader, Biden also insisted a decade ago that he put his life in danger to visit hostile lands.

“Biden claimed in multiple speeches in 2008 that he knew where Osama bin Laden was hiding because his helicopter had been ‘forced down’ nearby in the mountains of Afghanistan” Goodman recounted before quoting the Democrat:

“If you want to know where al Qaeda lives – you want to know where bin Laden is – come back to Afghanistan with me,” Biden asserted, according to the Examiner. “Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are.”

And in a later speech, he added to the story:

“[Al Qaeda is] in the mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan … where my helicopter was recently forced down,” Biden claimed in another speech, according to the Examiner, calling the place “the superhighway of terror.”

……The Associated Press reported that Biden’s helicopter actually landed safely while waiting out a snowstorm. He was reportedly on a Senate junket with former Secretary of State John Kerry and former Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel that took safety precautions and ultimately rerouted them to America’s main airbase in the area – a reality Kerry joked about.

“Other than getting a little cold, it was fine,” Kerry described the incident to the AP. “We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs.”

……More feigned bravery was reportedly witnessed in Biden’s third attempt to recreate his own history.

“In 2007, Biden claimed he was ‘shot at’ during the Iraq War while visiting the Green Zone – the heavily guarded area in the middle of Baghdad where the United States embassy is based,” Goodman recounted.

Ironically, the now-76-year-old candidate apparently started his following statement with a falsehood:

“Let’s start telling the truth,” Biden insisted, according to the Examiner. “Number one, you take all the troops out – you better have helicopters ready to take those 3,000 civilians inside the Green Zone, where I have been seven times and shot at.”

A Biden aide later explained what really happened – a mortar landed several hundred yards away from a hotel he was staying at in the Green Zone.

“A Soldier came by to explain what happened and said if the mortar fire continued, they would need to proceed to a shelter,” Biden’s aide clarified, according to The Hill.

……The sixth alleged fabrication involves Biden claiming he rebuked former President George W. Bush over foreign policy during “a lot of hours alone” with him in meetings the two supposedly had in the Oval Office.

“I remember President Bush saying to me one time in the Oval Office, ‘Well, Joe,’ he said, ‘I’m a leader,’” Biden told CNN. “And I said: ‘Mr. President, turn around and look behind you. No one is following.’”

However, Bush’s aides did not recall Biden ever meeting with the 43rd president privately and had no recollection of him taking any such stance.

“The president would never sit through two hours of Joe Biden,” Bush’s White House liaison to Congress, Candida P. Wolff, told Fox News in 2009. “I don’t ever remember Biden being in the Oval. He was such a blowhard on all that stuff – there wasn’t a reason to bring him in.”


When questioned about his wild-assed imagination, he insists “the details are irrelevant”.

His made up stories about his bombastic ‘courage’ is just part of his resume of sordid bullshit. Biden’s propensity for unwanted sexual advances is documented. A former Secret Service agent described how they had to protect women from Biden’s “Weinstein level stuff”.

Biden is clearly a serial sex offender.

Not only that, but his mental state is very unstable.

He compared victims of domestic violence to the “man rape”  in the film Deliverance.

He told a newly-sworn in female senator, “Spread your legs, you’re going to get frisked”. The look on her husband’s face says it all. He walked away immediately after the picture was snapped.  Fuckin’ Biden. What a scumbag.

He told a group of supporters in Danville, Va that, ‘Republicans are gonna put y’all back in chains’.

He ranted about “rape” and Bush “burning down houses” during a speech pushing Obama’s tax-raising ‘jobs bill’.

He called his sister a “girl-boy,” meaning a tomboy, and then explained that girl-boys are softer than “girl-girls.”

During a Sept. 12, 2008, speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to “stand up.”

He had bizarre ideas about Obama’s jobs bill and rape fantasies.

You know the deal, folks. If he were Republican, the media would be having grand mal seizures.

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