‘Mama Voted for Obama’

Not since the school books published in the old Soviet Union, has there been a more snort-worthy display of propaganda.

I thought it was a joke at first, but amazingly, it’s not. You have to see this shit to believe it.

Jeremy Zilber, a self-described “progressive Democrat” from Madison, Wisconsin (why am I not surprised) writes children’s books and has a website called: http://littledemocrats.net/
Zilber wrote a book back in 2005 called “Why Mommy is a Democrat”. He has written a new book titled “Mama Voted for Obama”.

It has adorable cringe-inducing phrases like:

She didn’t vote for a sly fox
or a blue ox
or a cat named Socks.
Mama voted for Obama!

Note the reference to the Hildabeast.

Oh yeah and the requisite swipe at McCain:

Now some Mamas voted for a man named John;
some Mamas voted for a mastodon.

The accompanying picture has McCain holding on to an elephant’s tail and hoisting a “No we can’t” sign.

This one gets me:

Now, imagine it’s 11 September, 2001. A Presidential aide comes in to tell him we’ve been attacked.

What then, kids?

This is a realistic rhyme you won’t find in any of Zilber’s books:

Obama found out who attacked us that day.
He knew that he would find a way
to make the world a ‘peaceful’ place.

He blamed America and apologized
to Osama Bin Laden, whom he ought to despise.
Obama bowed to him and wished him well,
Bin Laden laughed and said: Allah is great; die infidel!
Mama voted for Obama!

“Why Mommy is Democrat” contains a scene where an elephant is lumbering down a path, endangering everything in its way. “Mommy”, portrayed by a squirrel, holds the kids back on the side of the road, with a caption that reads: “Democrats make sure we are safe, just like Mommy does”.
Let’s see Mommy keep them safe from Obama’s disemboweled national security and a ruined economy.

Good luck with that, Mommy.

He uses cute, furry characters and non-threatening animals to represent Democrats, while Republicans are identified with an often out-of control elephant. The clear message to the kiddies is an association between the Republican symbol and a dangerous, uncaring creature.  Good brainwashing technique.

Absent from his ‘work’ are examples of democrats’ thinking they know how best to spend taxpayers money, ties to corrupt organizations like ACORN and unions, capitalist business owners who worked their way up from nothing and employ thousands of people who are stupid enough to think democrats are ‘for the working class’, or how their hatred for democracy is so intense that they are willing to destroy any vestiges of free market enterprise. Those truths don’t jive with the storyline.

When assclowns like Zilber create artsy-fartsy leftwing books tailored for children, it invites all kinds of hilarious snark. Just a few samples from commenters at Ace of Spades:

Mamma didn’t vote for a grizzly bear
but now you can’t get emergency medical care,
Mamma voted for Obama.

Mamma didn’t vote for the tiny ant
Your job is going to the (illegal) immigrant
Mamma voted for Obama.

Mamma didn’t vote for veal or mutton
We gave Russia a reset button?
Mamma voted for Obama.

Can’t afford meat or heat,
I’d beat you some more if you whine or bleat
Mamma voted for Obama.
Posted by: dustydog at July 22, 2009 02:34 PM

Why does daddy dress in mommy’s clothes and invite young men over when mommy’s not at home?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2009 12:28 PM

Why Mommy’s little darling gets his ass beaten and his Obama lunchbox smashed against the tether ball pole every Monday.
Posted by: Warden at July 22, 2009 12:17 PM

Mommy wants to have her thrills,
But isn’t good at paying bills.
She’ll push them off when they come due,
So in forty years, it’s all on you.
Mommy voted for Obama.
Posted by: Tantor at July 22, 2009 11:31 AM

Why Mommy Won’t Stop Filing Bizarre Ethics Complaints Against Governor Palin
Posted by: Kensington at July 22, 2009 11:20 AM

Daddy is great! But sometimes Momma closes her eyes and pretends he is a black man from Kenya.
Isn’t pretending fun?
Posted by: Crusty at July 22, 2009 11:05 AM

Momma voted for Obama…and now daddy’s unemployed. That’s why you’re not eating tonight, little one.
Isn’t this fun?
Posted by: Good Lt. at July 22, 2009 11:01 AM
http://minx.cc/?post=289980

I sent this off to Zilber:

I spent 30 years as a Soldier protecting and defending the United States and our Constitution from enemies similar to THE ONE in the White House right now.

Your “children’s book” is entertaining to say the least. I have a suggestion for a new title.
How about: “A child’s guide to the Dear Leader”.
It’s brilliant!
In places like North Korea (and the former Soviet Union), Communist/Socialist indoctrination always starts at a young age.
You have to get ’em while they’re young so they’ll goose-step to THE ONE’s image.

Like this:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8ntODQha4]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8ntODQha4
These kids have been thoroughly indoctrinated with a fervor that would make Joseph Stalin proud.

Matter of fact, the Nazi youth theme “Tomorrow Belongs To Me” comes to mind:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLprurE7EVI]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLprurE7EVI
Great artwork in your book, too. The kids oughta love all those bright colors and the wonderful illustrations that accompany the Dr. Seuss-type rhymes.

You plan on making Dear Leader coloring books, too?

The children being exposed to these doctrinal tracts by creepy leftwingnut parents aren’t old enough to comprehend big words like ‘deficit’, ‘nihilist’, and ‘Islamic sycophant’, or the complexities of politics.

Buy his books and program your children to be good  little democrats.

Somewhere, Orwell is smiling.