When it comes to comic relief, it just doesn’t get any better than this.
Some of the transient derelicts in the ‘occupy’ protests discover there’s no such thing as a free lunch.
The Occupy Wall Street volunteer kitchen staff launched a “counter” revolution yesterday — because they’re angry about working 18-hour days to provide food for “professional homeless” people and ex-cons masquerading as protesters.
For three days beginning tomorrow, the cooks will serve only brown rice and other spartan grub instead of the usual menu of organic chicken and vegetables, spaghetti bolognese, and roasted beet and sheep’s-milk-cheese salad.
What? Where’s the peace, love, unicorns and skittles? What happened to the “We Are the World” crap? Freeloaders getting sick of freeloaders. Imagine that. The ‘usual menu’ is pretty gourmet for a class warfare commune.
They will also provide directions to local soup kitchens for the vagrants, criminals and other freeloaders who have been descending on Zuccotti Park in increasing numbers every day.
And that’s just the “occupiers”.
To show they mean business, the kitchen staff refused to serve any food for two hours yesterday in order to meet with organizers to air their grievances, sources said.
A splinter group marched off to show they mean business while the chefs were on strike. ‘Strike’ being a relative term, considering you have to be working a real job to go on strike.
As the kitchen workers met with the “General Assembly’’ last night, about 300 demonstrators stormed from the park to Reade Street and Broadway, where they violently clashed with cops.
Officers made at least 10 arrests when rowdy demonstrators refused to get out of the street and stop blocking traffic. A dozen cops on scooters tried to force them back to the sidewalk.
There were no reported injuries.
The demonstrators said they were angry over the violence in Oakland.
Let me get this straight, they were pissed over the violence caused by the ‘Ocupy Oakland’ punks who were summarily dispatched by the police, so they did some violence of their own. Sounds about right.
……A security volunteer added that the cooks felt “overworked and underappreciated.”
Like the average taxpayer who actually works for a living, instead of pulling stupid ‘squat and destroy’ stunts.
Many of those being fed “are professional homeless people. They know what they’re doing,” said the guard at the food-storage area.
The best response to this crap was written by a commenter at the New York Post site where the article was published:
PRICELESS! The “occupiers” revolted over not getting any more free high end food, and some confronted Police over it? Also, and let me get this straight, the “occupiers” (who are protesting, among other things…the disparity of the “haves” and “have nots”) want to distance or distinguish themselves from the “professional homeless”, and so do the Chefs, who feel that they are being taken advantage of and working extraordinary long hours? The irony here is delicious (no pun intended)…LMAO…Folks, entertainment wise, this is getting better and better everyday.
OWS security just can’t keep up with crime wave.
……Overall security at the park had deteriorated to the point where many frightened female protesters had abandoned the increasingly out-of-control occupation, security- team members said.
Rumors swirled that one homeless man had pulled a knife in a dispute the night before — and that there had been yet another case of groping.
But protesters and a cop on duty told The Post that most of the crime goes unreported, because of a bizarre “stop snitching” rule.
Stop snitching…because the whole fucking world will find out that ‘Occupy’ is a magnet for perverts, molesters, rapists, and felons in addition to the anarchists, unions and neo-Bolsheviks.
Where ever these deluded moonbats ‘Occupy’ , they represent a breakdown of society. Take a good look at the composite groups out front and behind this movement. Their goal is not just about the disintegration of capitalism, it’s about the complete destruction of the Democratic Republic.
- Irony Alert: #OWS Socialists Protest Fixing Food For Freeloaders (thedaleygator.wordpress.com)
- Irony of the day: OWS kitchen staffers angry about serving food to freeloaders (crushliberalism.com)