The Associated Press Love Notes to Obama

The Associated Press, like all the other in-the-tank MSM outlets, has published yet another gushing love letter to THE ONE.

Hat Tip to ACE of Spades: http://minx.cc/?post=281716

Just a few samples:

Barack Obama opened his presidency by breaking sharply from George W. Bush’s unpopular administration, but he mostly avoided divisive partisan and ideological stands. He focused instead on fixing the economy, repairing a battered world image and cleaning up government.

Gotta get a head start on kissing the ‘worlds’ ass.

He decreed that interrogators must follow techniques outlined in the Army Field Manual when questioning terrorism suspects, even as he ordered a review that could allow CIA interrogators to use other methods for high-value targets.

“Decreed”??? Who knew that Obama would be crowned instead of elected.

A picture of poise, Obama didn’t get rattled when Chief Justice John Roberts flubbed the oath of office, an exercise repeated a day later to ensure constitutionality. He breezed through his speech — which repudiated Bush’s tenure though never personally attacked him — without a misstep. Even with the weight of the country’s troubles now on his shoulders, he was relaxed as he twirled his wife, Michelle, at celebratory balls.

Newsflash, Obama flubbed first.

Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8JXVBPeknM

Interrupting Roberts at the beginning of the oath and losing composure when the word “faithfully” was misplaced, kinda belies the ‘didn’t get rattled’ statement.

“…the weight of the countries troubles…” Oh gawd. The Savior has so many miracles to perform in just 4 years.

THE ONE makes gaffes.

Just seconds into his term, President Barack Obama made a mistake about the history of his new office.

In the second paragraph of his inaugural address, Obama said, “Forty four Americans have now taken the presidential oath.”

Sorry. While Obama IS the 44th president, he is actually only the 43rd American to take the oath.

Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms. He is counted as the 22nd president, serving from 1885 to 1889. He won back theoffice four years later, and is counted also as the 24th president, serving again from 1893-1897.

Two presidents – but one American.

http://washingtonbureau.typepad.com/washington/2009/01/oops-obama-makes-first-presidential-mistake-.html

Don’t forget, he also visited “all 57 states”.

In one Oval Office ceremony, Obama went through each executive order as he signed them, reading parts of each and methodically explaining them. He even halted a few times to ask for clarification from his White House counsel. That sort of deferral to someone else in a public setting and admission of a less-than-perfect command of the facts was never Bush’s style.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090124/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_first_week

Looks like THE MAGIC NEGRO has a few problems with making simple decisions without ‘deferring’ to counsel.

Note to AP:

If the Associated Press gets any further up his ass, you’ll be able to taste everything he eats.

Get up off your knees, wipe your chins, and get a grip.

…On something besides his cock.

3 thoughts on “The Associated Press Love Notes to Obama”

  1. What a great post

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  2. I love reading these kinds of posts. When you people can do nothing but whine and stamp your feet, I know the country is moving in the right direction. You just keep whining, while we bring the country back from the brink of disaster.

    1. filibusted,

      I love reading the vapid responses from you Obamabots. You’re gonna be so crushed when his ONENESS doesn’t pay off your mortgage and buy your gas for the next four years. The Democrats created this current economic disaster by concocting the Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae scheme and insisting, in spite of Republican objections, that it didn’t need to be regulated. I don’t know if you’ve ever worked in your life or if you’re presently employed, but brace yourself. You’ll be forking over more taxes to support the welfare class.

      Welcome to 4 years of Socialist America.

      Spread the wealth. Sucker.

      Cheers,

      SFC MAC

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